So why Polythene Pram? Well, I guess it kind of sums me up. It draws up images of a cheap, functional, model for mobilising children from one place to another and for most of the day I feel the same. I’m certainly not one of these polished, smiley “yummy mummies” (who ever invented that phrase should be shot immediately, no reprieve) – that keeps blogs on how wonderful childbirth is, discuss the delights of pregnancy and dish out tips on how to be a better mum.

Also, for many years I did actually believe that Lennon, on some LSD fuelled mission, was singing about a buggy.