Authonomy….Profitable or Pointless?

I took the decision a few weeks ago to put the first few chapters of my novel on Authonomy (anyone who’s interested can check out the link out here –

www.authonomy.com/books/42657/the-blog-of-maisy-malone

I figured that it wouldn’t hurt to grab a little exposure, gain some feedback and perhaps find my way onto the Editor’s desk. Because that’s the point of it I guess, the secret hope that your novel will end up on the Publishers highly polished desk and be recognised as the next best thing since the last ‘next best thing’.

But sadly, I don’t think it really works that way. After a few weeks of having my book going up and down the charts more randomly than Cliff Richard on acid, I have concluded that there is no logic in the rankings. Nor sadly is there much to be gained in the feedback you receive, although it does plump your ego, the majority of users heap glowing praise at you in the hope that you will respond in kind. And of course you do, because we’re British and good like that. Also, who doesn’t like positive comments? You would have to have a heart of steel not to get a tiny glow from the sugary words that are thrown at you. But then the doubt creeps in. Along with the million requests to ‘read and rate my book’.

All of this is undertaken in the hope, the desire, to fall into the top 5 and be plucked out by the fat fingers of the editors for a further review. A review, not a request to read your novel. I have a feeling that you have more chance of becoming Simon Cowell’s adopted love child than securing a publishing contract this way.

So I guess I will bow out. And continue to search for an agent/publisher in the usual, bog standard way. It’s hard, it’s soul-destroying at times, but its real. And that for me is enough.

Wish me luck!

To Write Or Not To Write…

a photo by Luis A. De Jesus R. (a.k.a. Vortex Bits) on Flickr.

When I made the decision to start writing my book, I was met with a number of reactions. Of course, many were supportive and encouraging (thank goodness) but these were few and far between. In fact, I have noticed that in the main, the negative responses fall into one of these three categories:

a) The “Oh that’s nice” – with a distinct lack of interest. In fact, I could have just told them that I had just buttered my toast, or washed my big toe for the level of excitement it warranted. You know that this group do not for one second believe that you have any talent as writer, let alone be capable of getting past page one. These are the b******s that I want to prove wrong…

b) The “Oh – are you writing a nice romance, then?” This is usually uttered by the older generation. Or men. Not that I have anything against romantic novels. Just don’t assume that because I own a pair of heaving bosoms that I want to write about them!

c) The “What’s the point? You’ll never make it.” This group of people are possibly the most frustrating, as they thrust depressing statistics at you and harp on about you having more chance of winning the lottery than being a successful novelist. Of course, they are right – but do you really need to hear it?

My dear old Dad, whilst munching on his cheese on toast, told me that I had more chance of finding Shergar in his outside loo, than of me writing a bestseller. Thanks Daddy!

So why am I bothering? Because I bloody enjoy it, that’s why. And because I’m hoping that maybe – just maybe – I can prove some of these buggers wrong.

I guess I’m always looking for that horse in the toilet….